Total Medals Earned: 16 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 150 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/320 points)
Start the game. Yeah that's it. Good job.
Meet the Goddess
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Do what the Goddess tells you
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/90 points)
Egg
Medals Earned: 4/21 (20/370 points)
Die for the first time.
Find and destroy a golden egg.
Clear 1 floor.
Play Sunnyside Vs. The Eggies!
Look at the options.
Look at the credits screen.
Clear 3 floors.
Clear 6 floors.
Clear 10 floors.
Clear 15 floors.
Clear 20 floors.
Get 50 upgrades in one run.
Play on Christmas (postboy's idea im sorry)
Play on Funky Monkey Friday (ANY FRIDAY!)
Medals Earned: 6/24 (75/500 points)
Burn the yolk butt with a heater
Play the game for first time
Hit a bottle in the air with your head
Make a combo of 15
Make a combo of 30
Fall for more than 1.5 seconds
Break one bottle of each type
Use the sushi belt
Hit something from the restaurant menu
Pop 3 balloons
Break 50 bamboo plants
Eat 3 sushi pieces while hanging from the balloons
Reach a score of 100000
Reach a score of 150000
Reach a score of 200000
Hit the chef
Make a combo of 45
Make a combo of 60
Eat the four golden sushi pieces in one run
Unlock all the achievements
Hit a sign with a seven and a one
Ring the bell
Fire the first plate through all the plates at the top shelf
Jump on the lamps 5 consecutive times
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/300 points)
Wow, so impressive. You exist.
You really thought that would work?
Constantly hold W for 10m straight
Constantly hold W for 25m straight
Constantly hold W for 50m straight
Get back up and rebalance after nearly falling off
Just close it with the X